"You’re not a bad person for the ways you tried to kill your sadness."

(via bratsquad)

I really needed to hear that right now.

(via iambrokenby-you)

(via basicallyhorny)

kookie667:

Let’s play a game called “I’m totally joking, but would do that in a heartbeat if you were into it”

(via fake-mermaid)

livelovehep:

sunalwaysshining:

meladoodle:

what if guys came coffee… i’ll have one ejaculatte please

I just spit out my coffee

You’re supposed to swallow it

(Source: meladoodle, via fake-mermaid)

Anonymous:
You ever date a girl that made you think to yourself "How in the world, you are way out of my league, what could you possibly see in me?!?!" Cuz I am and I'm trying to figure out how to not feel inferior and unworthy. Help appreciated.

Maybe she feels the same way. Honestly I don’t really know the answer to this one. Sorry, man.

Anonymous:
Seriously, wat da fuq happens to the other sock when you do laundry and only one comes out? Is there a portal to Narnia in all fucking dryers across the damn universe?

Well. When two socks love each other very much, one of them decides that the other must live on freely, in feetless parts of the world, so the other sacrifices themselves and stays behind while one escapes.

vieladolcevita:
How are you receiving so many asks duuude? Mr. Popular te dicen ahora 😂

Dude, I have no idea. I like them though.